100+ Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather be stuck in an island alone or with someone you are not in good terms with?

Would you rather announce your presence with a fart or shitty smell?

Would you rather have a white face and a black butt or a black face and a white butt?

Would you rather be poor and very beautiful or handsome or become rich and be ugly?

Would you rather sing like a frog or talk like a parrot?

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Would you rather win 100 million dollars in the lottery or find someone you love and loves you?

Would you rather not have access to your phone or no access to your video games?

Would you rather fart in front you crush or in front of a celebrity?

Would you rather kill a lion or a Python?

Would you rather have the ability to speak to a cat or a lion?

Would you rather be small like an ant or be big like an elephant?

Would you rather suck a smiley genital or such a genital with STD?

Would you rather be a magician or a witch or wizard?

Would you rather be Star Trek fan or a Game of Thrones fan?

Would you rather meet a Star Trek star or a Game or Throne star?

Would you rather have your crush see you naked or catch you kissing an ugly boy or girl?

Would you rather kiss a bad kisser or someone with a strong mouth odor?

Would you rather be able to read minds or have the ability to stop time?

Would you rather attend a family reunion or a class reunion?

Would you rather spend the day with a bad boss or a high school bully?

Would you rather tattoo the face of the school bully or tattoo the butt of your crush in school?

Would you rather see your crush when you look unkempt or when you are not wearing makeup?

Would you rather sweat non-stop for one year or will you have body odor for one year?

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Would you rather be called an idiot or a fool?

Would you rather fall off a stage or pee in your pants when your crush is present?

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Would you rather live in a tree house for six months or live in a house in the middle of a desert?

Would you rather suffer from constipation for the next 3 days or suffer from diarrhea for the next 3 day?

Would you rather drink vinegar for the next 24 hours or drink lemon for the next 24 hours?

Would you rather poo outside or take your bath outside?

Would you receive a gift on your birthday or at Christmas?

Would you rather remain a toddler or a granny for the rest of your life?

Would you rather run naked or dance naked?

Would you rather have bad breath or a body odor?

Would you rather sleep more and have less money or sleep less and have more money?

Would you rather live in a village in Africa or a village in Mexico?

Would you rather be best friends with an armed robber or best friends with a drug dealer?

Would you rather understand and speak Chinese language or Speak and understand the Korean language?

Would you rather your father be the president of the United States or the richest man in the United States?

Would you rather be a chain smoker or an alcoholic?

Would you rather have big eyes and a small nose or a big nose and small eyes?

Would you rather have full strong hair or a bald head?

Would you rather be called ugly or fat by your crush?

Would you rather date someone from your church or someone from work?

Would you rather your partner make love to you with the lights off or with the lights on?

Would you rather wear a push-up bra or a fake butt for 2 days?

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Would you rather give up social media for six months or give up shopping?

Would you rather not shower for 30 days or not eat for 7 days?

Would you rather go see your favorite team play or go on a date with your crush?

Would you rather have someone fall in love with you or you fall in love with someone?

Would you rather have all the money in the world without love or have love without much money?

Would you rather sleep late and wake up early or sleep early and wake up late?

Would you rather win a $10,000 lottery and stop being friends with your crush or lose the money and have an opportunity to date your crush?

Would you rather be friends with Beyoncé Knowles or Kim Kardashian?

Would you rather have a dragon or a lion as a pet?

Would you rather wake up with the same face and a changed gender or the same gender with a changed face?

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with someone with a body odor or someone with a mouth odor?

Would you rather have flabby arms or flabby stomach?

Would you rather be the strongest person in the world or the fastest person in the world?

Would you rather someone gossip at your back or lie at your back?

Would you rather be a successful musician or a successful actor?

Would you rather be Donald Trump for a week or Lord Sugar for a week?

Would you rather have a dog face or a cat face?

Would you rather get paid a million dollars at once or be paid $10,000 till the next 4 years?

Would you rather have a weird boss that pays you more or a normal boss that pays you less?

Would you rather spend the next 4 hours inside a toilet or spend 4 hours in a room with the school bully?

Would you rather accidentally post a video of you dancing naked or having sex on social media?

Would you rather accidentally post a video of you being beaten by a bully or a video of you being turned down by the most beautiful girl in school?