20+ Funny Good Morning Texts For Her

It is a general knowledge that women are moved by words. You can make her love you more by telling her those sweet things she longs to her. That doesn’t mean that you should take it over board because trust me when I say that women know when you tell them things you don’t mean. On the other hand, you can spice up things a little more my sending her funny good morning texts. You would hardly see a female that wouldn’t want to wake up to funny good morning texts from her boyfriend or husband. This post contains over 20 funny good morning texts you can send her to start her day on a light note.

20+ Funny Good Morning Texts For Her

SMS 1:

Sweetheart, do you know that I got into a fight with the devil in my dreams because he threatened to take you from me. This is me checking up on you, to confirm that I really won the MS. Good morning my love.

SMS 2:

Baby, did you wake up tired this morning? If yes, then know that it’s because we ran all night in my dream. LOL. Do have a splendid day ahead darling.

SMS 3:

My boo, this text is just me sending you a warning note that you will most likely get to meet annoying people and idiots. Hopefully, since you got this warning early enough you will just ignore them and move on with your day. Love you baby and have a wonderful day today.

SMS 4:

You told me to “break a leg’ yesterday and I woke up with pains on my leg. Just kidding. Just a little reminder that you are still the most important person in my life. Good morning my darling.

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SMS 5:

Check up your Messenger, I am sending some funny cuties to you for your personal consumption. Check them out and let me know the one you love best. Good morning my love.

SMS 6:

Baby love, just to remind you that life is too short, smile now while you still have teeth. Good morning angel and do have a nice day ahead.


Good morning love, do you know that ‘You are unique, just like every other person out there’. Just kidding.


A little reminder, don’t worry about your weight because it’s to your advantage. At least, the more you weight, the harder it will be for you to get kidnapped.  Good morning my love.


Baby, today is a Sunday, my goal for today is to move enough so that people will know that I’m not dead. You are welcome to join me. Good morning to the love of my life.

SMS 10

Baby, I plan to do something funny today. I’m going to the park to sit by myself, when a strange talks to me when I am alone, I will look at him and ask, ‘So you can see me’. Chuckles. Good morning my love.

SMS 11:

Singing in the shower is all fun, until you get Shampoo in your mouth, it just becomes a soap opera. Good morning dearie and have a nice day ahead.

SMS 12

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the cutest of them all. You can now send me a kiss. Good morning my angel.

SMS 13

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If you don’t want to give up on your dreams baby, all you got to do is to keep sleeping. Good morning boo and have a wonderful day.

SMS 14

A funny one for today, if people are talking about you behind you, just fart, that will bring their brains to default settings. Good morning my love.

SMS 15

Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex. Good morning to you.

SMS 16

Sorry I missed you call, I was busy dancing to the ringtone. Will call back soonest.

SMS 17

Morning Good. Baby you love do really I. time the all happy me make you. Life my of love the are you. Read backwards.

SMS 18

When our kids act up in the public, I like to yell ‘ wait till I tell your father, then I pretend they’re not mind. Smiles.

SMS 19

Sweetheart, I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. Good morning to you my dear.

SMS 20:

Starting today, whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking it so it hits someone else. This is a reminder for you to duck also. Good morning my love.

SMS 21

Just saw someone going for a walk outside and it inspired me to get up and close my window blinds.